The polls have just closed, but based on our exclusive Maryland Scramble exit polling, the tea leaves and a session with a divination professor from Hogwarts, the Maryland Scramble Rumor Network (MSRN) is prepared to call the race, at 10:29 p.m., and to state our very assured opinion that Chris Van Hollen will be endorsed by SEIU tomorrow afternoon in Baltimore.

We’re gonna look like idiots if we’re wrong, but MSRN is pretty certain. Way more certain than Karl Rove was in 2012, anyway.