Shorter Adam Pagnucco to Kathleen Matthews: hereâs all the reasons why your campaign for Congress sucks. You know what would really help? Support meeeee!
Thatâs some quality persuasion right there. Dale Carnegie would be proud.
But even apart from the “insult her, then suggest she support you” problem, the advice is terrible. Already subject to criticism, as Iâve pointed out, for being a “corporate shill and an out of touch rich white woman,” Adam thinks Matthews should run on making it easier to pick up a case of Chardonnay and enriching private liquor interests? Yeah, thatâll go over really well.
Iâm sure the Matthews folksâll be getting back to Adam any day now.